Morning Docket: 12.03.24

* Delaware reaffirms that Tesla can’t pay Elon Musk half of its total assets. [AP News] * Mitch McConnell propounds new standard that federal judges lose their life tenure once they even consider retirement. [Bloomberg Law News] * Lawyer forfeits license over whole “tampering with a corpse” thing. [ABA Journal] * CFPB proposes stricter rules […]

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