One If By Land, Two If By Subway: DOJ fires lawyer who tossed sandwich at federal officer and this administration WILL NOT STAND for sandwiches thrown at law enforcmenet. Trying to kill them with fire extinguishers and flagpoles, though… much different story.

The Biglaw Circle Of Life…: Morris Manning defections move mid-sized firm into merger with Taft, creating an even bigger firm to one day get stuck in a proverbial bathtub.

Speaking Of The Bathtub Of Despair: Willkie begins laying off staff while begging associates not to leave. That deal with Trump is working out great!

Party Like It’s 2009!: Recession seems likely for the legal industry.

Marriage Equality On The Clock: The court that gave us the end of Roe makes big flirty eyes at Obergefell.

Bonus Round: More firms join the summer bonus game.

Bar Exam Roulette: California once again treats February test-takers like Schrödinger’s lawyers, flipping their results and their mental health in one click.

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